so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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