So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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