Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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