How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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