I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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