I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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