Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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