How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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