would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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