"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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