It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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