I'm really into asian looking animals
He kissed a someone with a penis
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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