so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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