You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
