Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
