Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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