clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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