No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
