I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
