Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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