If that was your dad, he is hot
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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