Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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