How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
you never un-have a 4some
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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