I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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