I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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