I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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