Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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