Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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