the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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