dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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