Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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