Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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