what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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