you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we should paint friendship bongs
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