woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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