i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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