Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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