she was so not down for the gang bang
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
