dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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