You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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