i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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