i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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