Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
