You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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