am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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