I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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