The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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