Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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