just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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