that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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