Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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