Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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