last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
